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Blogging The Lair - Season 1, Episode 5 "Dysfunction in The Family"

"Damien drives an elongated stake (or spear?) through a post sexed Eric's heart. The next we see him is his body being discovered by the police once again, bringing back memories of Weekend at Bernie's."

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Blogging The Lair Season 1, Episode 4 - "Slaves and Their Masters"

"Damien describes his vampire being as just another one of Richard's creations. In such relationships, there is no deciding who gets to be top and who gets to be bottom. If you get bit, you're a bottom. So long as your master is alive, you will be bottoming for the rest of your undead life."

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'The Lair' Blogging, Season 1, Episode 3 - "First Players, Second Players and Players in General"

"In our  time, where sex may equal two girls, one cup, it is something of a miracle that the kiss itself has any power left at all."

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Memo to Gay: The Lesbian Scene In 'Black Swan'

"Not only does this scream 'cop out', but to me it also suggests that girls who are midway through nervous breakdowns are more likely to have lesbian fantasies than those who aren't."

Memo to Gay: Adam Jenson

This is Adam Jenson, the main character to the forthcoming, though not coming quick enough if you ask me, first person, rpg shooter Deus Ex 3: Human Revolution.

The pics below have a strong resemblence to JC Denton from the original game. He might even be JC Denton, though there's no mention or hint of his bearded brother Paul. In fact, he might even be Paul Denton, given the facial hair. Wait, he could even be a combination of the two!

One thing neither the original Deus Ex nor its main characters had was nipples. Fortunately Adam Jenson has them in abundance. Click to see a selection of shirtless Jenson pics!

 

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Memo to Gay: Tobias Mead, His Pole and Past Works

The more I watch Tobias Mead, the more I'm reminded of his seemingly limitless skills and that he has (to paraphrase his words) the most amazing girlfriend ever.

Can you believe Amanda Holden asked him if he had a girlfriend at the very beginning of his first audition?

What if he had said 'No'? Would Amanda have leapt over the judge panel and then onto him in an 'I'm all yours, baby!' desperation that would have had her pressing another, entirely different buzzer completely?

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Memo to Gay: On Eurovision 2010, the UK Coming Last and Enjoying the Somewhat Guilty Pleasure That Was Graham Norton's Commentary

It's official. We suck.

A brilliant quote by Gary Anderson from The Mirror:

"Our song was called "That Sounds Good To Me", but it didn't sound good to anyone else..."

Anderson goes on to describe our defeat, which was ultimate given that we came last, as 'humiliating'... Personally, I don't think it's going to rile too many... I mean, we've been last before... We've even had entries that didn't score any points before.

A lot of it is cause for speculation. Why is it we've seemed to suck so bad at Eurovision for the past few years? Bad politics? Shitty songs?

While it isn't true to say we've been continually bad (last year, Jade Ewan came 5th with "It's My Time".), it is perhaps true to say that political agendas and poor choice of songs have come into it. In fact, one is probably as much a scapegoat as the other and ironically could be the soul reason as to why UK citizens tune in to watch in the first place.

I enjoyed Graham Norton's commentary last night. While it wasn't laugh-a-minute, perhaps due to seeming self conciously muted at times, it did contain a trace of good, old-fashioned bitchiness. It was of the subtle variety and mostly targeted what people wore. The best (or at least, most outright) of it was when it was revealed a certain judge had not awarded the UK (or Ireland, I think) any points.

"OK, now I'll say it," said Norton as if chomping away on a bag of sour grapes. "Hideous dress."

Naughty Graham!

Memo to Gay: Jake Gyllenhaal in Prince of Persia

Is that a dagger in your pocket, or are you pleased to see me?

No, it's definitely a dagger.

I thought Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time contained a promise that Gyllenhaal would spend much of the film showing a physique that had been ripped as well as it had been publicised.

Even Producer Jerry Bruckheimer seemed to confirm such promise by stating that he would be spending the film with his shirt off a lot.

It may have been a case of hearing only what I wanted to hear (though I doubt it. Considering that Gyllenhaal's character carries a phallic item for much of the film, I would probably have heard so much more...), but I don't think so.

 As far as I could tell, we only get one scene - ONE SCENE - which shows a shirtless Prince of Persia. It's a short, introductory scene which involves the Prince, here called Dastan, in some sort of street fight.

[I have included a frame of this very scene to your right which, believe me, is over so fast that, if it weren't for image capture, you'd never know just how sexy it is...]

The next scene has him teasing us with some six pack exposure, though only in specific background shots. Then after that, a bit of hairy chest. Then after that... nothing.

Anyway, by then he's playing prick tease to the only female character in the film. This is all very well for women who fancy Jake Gyllenhaal, but for gay men this is sort of an insult given that, you know, he has a SAUSAGE FEST GOING ON AROUND HIM.

What makes it even more jaw dropping is that Dastan has two tall handsome, royal brothers who are not biologically related to him. Now there's a sub plot that could have written itself...